"Valentines Day" or "Insert better title here"

Ah, Valentines day... That magical day that, if you share with someone else, obligates you to do something "nice" for the other. Some 100 million valentines day cards will be given out this year, and some 50 million will be tossed in the trash. Women tend to feel the need to keep the card, longer than the 37 seconds it takes to read it. Men, seem to not feel such an urge. Its not that a card is not appreciated, no that's not it at all. Its that we have no real place to put it. No box of nick-knacks or movie stubs or trinkets. And it's just kinda...some paper...with some words on it.
Nice words that make you feel nice, but...still paper with words on it. So instead of giving your special someone that straight from the oven, pre-made card. Take the day to just enjoy each others company, like any other day. There is too much pressure put upon valentines day and sometimes that can make what was supposed to be a special day, disastrous. And really, while we men appreciate the gesture of cards and gifts, what we really want for valentines day is you....I'm sorry, I mean to FUCK you...sorry.

-Love, Doug

XOXOXOX :)