Punched being Drunk looking for Love

Its often hard to judge a book by its' cover, but if the book is covered like a slut...

Now it's not my place to judge people, that's reserved for God. But it would be refreshing to see a girl in maybe a cute little jacket and maybe a cute little skirt, the real long flowie kind...

What? Don't look at me like that! So I like a well put together outfit that leaves a little something to the imagination. Is that so wrong?

"Introduction" and "Passion of the Feist Ads (Revisited)"

This is really quite a cop out, but the comic I wanted to do is not appropriate for the news paper. Which if fine, in fact it's probably a good idea. So instead this is like a "choose your own adventure" kind of thing. If you want to see the real one I wanted to do, you have come to the right place, if not, then I hope you enjoyed your stay. Now on with the show....

This is actually a re-work of an idea I had a while ago. And is actually quite similar to the original idea. The only real change is the "punch-line" I changed the way the text reads on the cross. I'm not sure if it gets the joke across better or not.

Happy Birthday II + The "Sketch book" IV

Happy Birthday Kim!








Don't know what to name these "characters." I wanted to name the Polar Bear, Barry the Bi-Polar Bear, but...I don't have a name for the seal...

"Phony" and "Stormy Weather"

Phony
I don't generally have trouble with my cell phone, but every now and then I get a voicemail message from the past. Sometimes weeks after the fact. I guess there is the occasional rip in the cell phone time space continuum.


Stormy Weather
If you happened to be in Lawrence, Kansas on March 12th, you would have found a town in complete ruin. Okay, well not a complete ruin, but there was some pretty bad damage to the city, due to, what was later confirmed as a micro burst. I'm just going to call it a tornado. The cost due to the storm is estimated at around $6,000,000. Many homes were with out power for more than 2 days, actually a small number of homes are still without power. 60% of the University of Kansas campus was with out power and classes were cancelled March 13th. It was the first time in history that classes were canceled because of something other than snow.

Insert better title here: II

So here is an interesting little factoid about the Seinfeld show. Did you know... that in every episode.... there is a Superman in the background someplace? I'm just kidding, there is nothing interesting about that. You know where you won't find Superman? In this comic. Check it out, its a bad Seinfeld parody. Bye!

Love,
Doug

Un-Fozzie-bearable

In all honesty, Fozzie Bear was a really big influence on me when I was a kiddo. My parents had bought me a video tape of Fozzie telling jokes. And let me just say, FUCKING HILARIOUS...at least as far as I can remember. I would watch that video over and over, which may explain some thing... So, I present to you, my homage to the late great Mr. Fozzie Bear.

P.S. I think Fozzie is still alive, so don't be sad.

Love,
Doug

The "Sketch Book" III

The "drawings" you are about to see are crude. Those of you with week constitutions may wish to look away. But on a serious note, all of these sketches are from a few years ago (actually four years ago to be exact). I was rummaging through some old school work for a friend and I came across some loose-leafs of drawings I had done a while ago. I had just graduated high school and as the days toward college grew closer, I became more and more fidgety and restless. I was nervous about starting school and I would stay up late and just kinda "spit ball" on some notebook paper. These drawings are the byproduct of that.